jane - - -

Booooyuh! Due to snow and such, you know the white fluffy stuff, we had a half day. My life’s been completely uneventful in the past few days and well, nothing really to write about. Yeah maaann. TTFN,
Jane

Okay well numbero uno, all plans today got canceled. Urrghh- complete lefty, too. Anyway so I just managed to dig through my giant trash bin and pull out a bag of garbage that i do NOT want my mom to see. In my fast craftiness, whilst pulling the trash can out I accidently let go and it slid down this HUGE hill of snow that happens to be conviently placed next to my trash bin.

This hill isn’t a tiny hill, it literally goes down for awhile. Like, sledding down it would take 2 minutes. So I go inside and put on my rompers and start trudging down this hill to get the garbage which has spewed all over my backyard. I’m thinking- What the bloody fuck am I going to do with this? So I see this large branch above me on a tree and I hang all my garbage on it. So… come summer time, someone will notice garbage hanging from a tree in the backyard.

Well worth it, though. But wow, I’m a loon.

I’ve just pried my head from the pillow long enough to write in this, but I’d much rather be sleeping. My Mary was obv eavesdropping on my telly convo last night because she asked me who I was gabbing with until 12 AM. And also she asked to show me all the trash I threw out last night, which is seemingly impossible considering it’s way at the keaster of the trash bin.

Anyway, Keanan’s going to be over in a bit- He’s really bosh :) Like really he makes me complete jelloid. However Mae and I need to consult on someone else for the good boyfriend rate list, because the ranks are quite high on this one. Tra la la la, slutty kitty is on my school lappy and seems to be quite enjoying it. Also, my computer keeps playing this obnoxious song over and over again and I have NO clue where its coming from. So biffa.

Anyway, getting ready may be in my best interest because I look like I crawled out of a trash can (Which is essentially what I’ll be doing later if my Mary gets her way). TTFN! Jane

Today was bosh- and I mean the bad kind. It was boring and quite uneventful except for taking pictures in the lavvy with Em :) I love my besty. To lazy to make ins & outs, possibly tomorrow. Speaking of which I’m seeing a very special Marvy tomorrow- Yippeee!

Toodles,
Jane

So yet once again, we had all subs today. They were all okay except this biffa who was wearing bright green crocs who was keeping me from any Bo Peep. (I was really shagged-out) Grrrr. I sort of wanted to bosh her ugly face in just for the sake of her being ugly and off the knob.

The Mary picked me up from school today which meant of course, praying to baby Jesus. Usually being picked up means a trip to the denters or maybe even therapy?! Who knows what she has planned for me. But way to way, she deff sussed me because she only picked me up because she missed me and said she ‘loved me’. I wonder if anything is wrong with her at all…

Anyway now for the highlight of my day- Ins and Outs:

In
Em & Han :)
My krpytonite- actually keeping up with it too! (gracieux-lyts.webs.com)
Cute boys
Subbies for teachers (Besides Mrs. Whatshername, stupid busted sofa with crocs)
Jonas brothers

Out
Falling on your kester (Bahah)
When you’re to polo mint to buy new make-up
When your Mary is being well, bluntly, a fucking bitch


Mmm that’s the full lot for today- write more later maybe. Ta ta

This is absolutely bosh but Em and I decided to try it just for the sake of being stupid- and you know what? It worked. It absolutely felt like a person of the opposite gender was touching your nunga-nungas. I suppose your curious on how-to? Read ahead:

1. Sit on your hands until they fall asleep (This will take awhile)
2. Touch your nunga-nungas to your delight with your tingly fingers
3. Close your eyes and imagine some gorgey boy is doing it for you and voila! You are being felt up.

So there you go! TTFN

i think this thing has an average of about 2 viewers a day. and one of them is probably me- so why do I keep this up? Eh, I don’t know.

However, if anyone else gives this a smack a day then they should probably let me know because I’m quite curious: janegracieux@aol.com

Ta ta!

today is quite literally one of the most boring days in weeks so I decided, well? why aren’t i writing anything really about ME? so that is what I shall do. 10 random facts:

1) Fashion design = life. Yet I have no fashion sense :/
2) I prefer walking around in my smalls rather than pants
3) I’m quite pathetic when it comes to relationships and falling to fast for
4) I was obviously born without the trait of being able to keep track of library books
5) I’m allergic to cats but I have two that always sleep with me
6) I only eat the blue tortilla chips
7) I can’t go pee without the faucet running
8) I’m usually on AIM 24/7
9) Math class is the lowest of lows in my life
10) I have pash for a guy that I’ll never get

TTFN :)

Me and Emily have to much time:

.5 ) sticky eyes
1 ) holding hands
2 ) arm around
3 ) goodnight kiss
4 ) kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath
4.5 ) hand snogging (I really don’t want to go into this. Hahaha)
5 ) open mouth kissing
6 ) tongues
6.5 ) ear snogging
7 ) upper body fondling – outdoors
8 ) upper body fondling – indoors (in bed)
Virtual number 8 (When your upper body is not actually being fondled in reality, but you know that it is in your kisser’s head.)
9 ) below waist activity (or bwa) (Apparently this can include flashing your pants? Don’t ask me.)
10 ) the full monty

And there you have it- our new and improved kissing scale ;) How to use it you ask?

Emily: Hello, Ayla! Have you and Brian made it to 6 yet?
Ayla: No, but we have gone up to 4!
Emily: Oh, scandelous.